I like an amusing or motivational slogan vest as much as the next person. As long as it actually is amusing or motivational.
Far too many of the slogan shirts out there are, well, jut a bit cheesy. Too much “Eat Clean, Train Dirty” nonsense and not enough giggles for me. I can’t quite bring myself to wear those shirts, because honestly I’m quite fond of eating dirty, and well, what does train dirty mean? If it means rolling around in mud, no thanks.
So today I’ve tracked down 10 of my favourite (mostly) non-cheesy workout vests with slogans, all available on Etsy.
Run Like Darryl Has No Arrows
Having just finished season 6 of the Walking Dead, this particularly appeals to me right now.
Training for the Zombie Apocalypse Tank
On a similar, but more generalised theme, this shirt works if you know that rule 1 of the Zombie Apocalypse is Cardio, but also if you know it takes quite a lot of strength to cave in a Zombies head with a spade.
Training to Become Dauntless Tank
Keeping with the pop culture theme for now this tank will be nice an relevant when the new Allegiant movie comes out later this year.
Overly Aggressive Motivational Statement Tank
Because I don’t actually want to workout till I puke, m-kay?
Everything Hurts & I’m Dying Tank
Because what I really want from my workout tops is a little honesty.
T-Rex Hates Burpees
We all hate burpees, burpees are evil, but T-Rex hates burpees most of all.
Training to be a Majestic Unicorn Tank
I’m not sure what exactly is involved in the majestic unicorn training programme, but as soon as I find out I am totally on it.
Fierce Glitter Lightning tank
At first I wasn’t sure if this was starting to veer slightly into the cheesy territory. Then I decided if glitter lightning was wrong, I didn’t want to be right. I would get it in black, rather than pink though, just to be on the safe side.
Bang! Workout Tank
Because I really like comic book prints, so I figured if you do too, you might like this.
I Don’t Trip I do Random Gravity Checks
Last on the list is kind of a cheesy joke, but it was funny enough to make me snort, so it just made it in the end. Just make sure if you fall over wearing this you have the presence of mind to announce to the world that the gravity is fine, and possibly pull out a little tick sheet.
