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December 21, 2012Day Twenty Three – A Lolly Doll Blouse
December 23, 2012Behind door Twenty Two are half a dozen cupcakes from Cupcakes by Jess.
What better way to brighten up a miserable January than by tucking into one of her brightly coloured cupcakes? Or you can save them and order them for a special event later in the year.
You can pick your own flavour from the selection on the website which includes Rosie Lee – An Earl Grey sponge with Earl Grey buttercream and Utterly Nutterly – a crunchy peanut butter sponge, filled with smooth peanut butter, and topped with peanut buttercream.
The only proviso is that the cupcakes can’t be posted, so you’ll need to be able to collect them from within the Norwich area.
You have two chances to win these cupcakes. Leave a comment and tell me your best cupcake joke and/or you can follow Cupcakes by Jess on Twitter
There’s been some random issues with the widget disappearing when the post auto publishes over night. If this happens and you’re up before me (I do sleep you know) then you’ll need to click the rafflecopter link to find the widget.
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Two cupcakes were sitting in an oven, and the first looks over to the second, and says, “man it’s really hot in here”. The second looks over at the first with a surprised look, and answers, “WHOA, a talking cupcake!!”
A cupcake stops a man about to walk into the local bakery, and says to him – watch out man, it’s icy in there!
Is that funny? Maybe not bad for 7.15 am… if i win, please eat them on my behalf x merry Christmas! X
A young man was visiting his brother and sister-in-law for christmas dinner and was surprised to find his young nephew, Timmy, helping them bake some cupcakes.
After they were done, his sister-in-law allowed Timmy to put the icing on. When he had finished, he brought them to the table.
“The cupcakes look delicious, Tim.” his uncle said. And he took a bite while looking at the other cupcakes. “Timmy these are so good.”
As he finished one and took another he again complimented his little nephew. “The cupcakes look beautiful, Tim,” his uncle said. “How did you get them iced so evenly?” And he took a large bite while waiting for the answer.
His nephew replied, “I licked them
Sorry but I warn you it is rude lol!
Making Cupcakes……
A little boy was watching TV with his mother and saw two bears making love. He quickly asked, “Mom, what are they doing?”
His mother was so stunned, she said, “Making cupcakes, honey.”
He got up from the sofa to look out the window. He then looked in his neighbor’s window and saw them making love. He quickly asked his mother, who was still sitting on the couch, “Mom, what are they doing?”
“Making cupcakes, honey,” she replied.
The little boy turned around and asked, “Mom, did you and daddy make cupcakes on the couch last night?”
Stunned, his mother replied, “Why did you ask me that?”
“Because I licked all the frosting off the couch!” he happily replied.
2 cupcakes in an oven. One cupcake said to the other, “My god, it’s hot in here.” The other cupcake said, “Oh no a talking cupcake!”
Lucky my daughter told me that one the other day – I only know dirty ones 🙂
why did the cupcake cross the road? It was shoved up the chicken’s bum!
Girl: Did you like that cupcake Mrs Smith?
Mrs Smith: Yes, it was lovely.
Girl: That’s funny, my mum said you didn’t have any taste…
One day a boy and his mother were watching SkyMovies late at night, when they saw some people having sex.
“What are they doing, Mummy?”
“They’re making cupcakes.”
“Were you and Daddy making cupcakes on this couch last night?”
“Yes. How did you know?”
“Cuz I licked the frosting off this morning.”
– Sorry it’s rude!
Good cakes
I made some cupcakes – but the cups weren’t hungry – So I ate them
A man was visiting his brother and sister-in-law and was surprised to find his young nephew, Timmy, helping them bake the cupcakes. His sister-in-law allowed Timmy to ice them.
“The cupcakes look delicious, Tim.” his uncle said. “How did you get them iced so evenly?” And he took a large bite while waiting for the answer.
His nephew replied, “I licked them.”
A cupcake walks into a bar, barman says “I’m not serving you, you’re legless!”
Hmm, best cupcake joke? Here goes nothing:
A cup of coffee and a cupcake were left untouched on a tray. The coffee announced ‘We should be married, you and I, for with my smooth flavour and your sweet sprinkles, we should have wonderful children.’ The cupcake replied, ‘What if the child has your bitterness and my high fat content, she would surely have to squeeze through a life sprinkled with hard balls and sugar coated pleasantries.” The coffee sighed, and said to himself, “Well isn’t that just the icing on the cake?”
Sorry.
its not directly cupcakes, but all the cupcake ones I know have already been shared
For xmas
What’s an elf’s favorite kind of birthday cake?
Shortcake!
xx
A young man was visiting his brother and sister-in-law for Sunday dinner. As he arrived at their house he found his young nephew, Mikey, helping them bake some cupcakes.
After they were done, his sister-in-law allowed Mikey to put the icing on. When the boy had finished, he brought them to the table.
“The cupcakes look delicious, Mike.” his uncle said. He took a bite and said, “Mikey these are so good.”
As he finished cupcake and took another, he again complimented his little nephew. “The cupcakes look beautiful, Mikey,” his uncle said. “How did you get the icing so neat?”
His nephew replied, “It was easy. I just licked them.”
The uncle turned pale. He pointed to the plate of cupcakes. “You licked all of these?”
Mikey replied, “Well no. After a while my tongue got tired, and I got the dog to help.”
I just made this up!! A cup cake walks into a bar and orders a round, the barman says “I hope you have enough money?” The cup cake replies “I’ve got thousands and millions”
Ok so its “Hundreds and thousands” but the cupcake must have won the lottery!
Q: Why did the cupcake crash his car?
A: He was totally baked.
A young man was visiting his brother and sister-in-law for Sunday dinner. As he arrived at their house he found his young nephew, Mikey, helping them bake some cupcakes.
After they were done, his sister-in-law allowed Mikey to put the icing on. When the boy had finished, he brought them to the table.
“The cupcakes look delicious, Mike.” his uncle said. He took a bite and said, “Mikey these are so good.”
As he finished cupcake and took another, he again complimented his little nephew. “The cupcakes look beautiful, Mikey,” his uncle said. “How did you get the icing so neat?”
His nephew replied, “It was easy. I just licked them.”
The uncle turned pale. He pointed to the plate of cupcakes. “You licked all of these?”
Mikey replied, “Well no. After a while my tongue got tired, and I got the dog to help.”
What did the cupcake say to the candy – wow, you’re sweet!
one did one cupcake say to the other cupcake?
nothing cupcakes cant talk 😉
Here’s two 🙂
What did the cupcake say to Retro Chick?
“Do you want a piece of me?”
– What’s the difference between a cupcake and a bus?
– I don’t know
– I’m glad I didn’t send you to pick up my cake order!
A young man was visiting his brother and sister-in-law and was surprised to find his young nephew, Tommy, helping them bake the cupcakes. After they were done, his sister-in-law allowed Tommy to put the icing on. When he had finished, he brought them to the table.
As he finished one and took another he again complimented his little nephew. “The cupcakes look beautiful, Tom,” his uncle said. “How did you get them iced so evenly?” And he took a large bite while waiting for the answer.
His nephew replied, “I licked them.”
What did the dentist say when his wife baked a cupcake? Can I do the filling!
Why did the students eat their work? Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!!! (sorry nearest I could get to a cup-cake joke!)
A young man was visiting his brother and sister-in-law and was surprised to find his young nephew, Timmy, helping them bake the cupcakes. After they were done, his sister-in-law allowed Timmy to put the icing on. When he had finished, he brought them to the table.
“The cupcakes look delicious, Tim.” his uncle said. And he took a bite while looking at the other cupcakes. “Timmy these are so good.”
As he finished one and took another he again complimented his little nephew. “The cupcakes look beautiful, Tim,” his uncle said. “How did you get them iced so evenly?” And he took a large bite while waiting for the answer.
His nephew replied, “I licked them.”
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